A long long time ago, a little way from here,
A king called Arthur held his court in Camelot,
A man named Merlin at his side, to mentor him,
As he united Albion and was crowned king.

What once were warring tribes were gathered at his court,
All former foes united, all now friends at last.
And so, to Camelot, they came to make their vows
To Good King Arthur, surely England’s greatest king,
With wond’rous Merlin, wisest wizard ever seen.

This is a genuine medieval tale, and it’s about the daftest thing we’ve read in a long time. We’re almost certain that large parts of the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail were based upon it.  It was first written down (in French) before the year 1250 CE, when it appeared within “The Old French Vulgate Cycle”. Since then, it’s become remarkably obscure (Monty Python aside), and we feel it is time that it was unearthed again. And so, we’re turning it into a beautiful illustrated book.

A sample two-page spread from the book

Like we said, it’s the story of Arthur, Albion’s legendary king, killing a whopping great cat (a kitten, even!) on the advice of his wizard Merlin. There’s a lot more to it than that but, I mean, do you really need to know more? Of course it includes the Devil Kitty Origin Story, there’s also the tale of the time Arthur decided to become Roman Emperor, trust us, there’s plenty for you to sink your feline teeth into.

Arthur and Merlin arrive in Europe and meet a giant (click to enlarge)

We want to make a book as barmy and dark as the original tale. Inspired by kids books of the 1970s, with their weird spooky vibe and folk-artish illustrations, it will be a tale for children, adults, and immortals alike. Drawing inspiration from Gawain and the Green Knight, Jabberwocky, The Goodies vs. Kitten Kong, and obviously Monty Python, we’ll weave a good tale that will wow the world.

As well as the story, there will be appendices telling the story of the story and, for fans of tabletop roleplaying games, we will wow you with the Stats of the Cat, a playable monster with skills and weaknesses the likes of which you’ve never seen before. Add Devil Kitty to your game of D&D, and your players will never complain about losing a limb ever again. It’s just a flesh wound!

Who knows, perhaps one day we will make it a movie. One that wears its sources a little bit more up-front than that Holy Grail of 70s’ cinema.

To be kept up-to-date on the progress of this project, please sign up at the Kickstarter site for the book. This does not in any way commit you to backing it or buying a copy when it launches, it’s just the best way for us to let you know when it’s ready to launch.

Initial concept sketches (click to enlarge)