Mostly Harmless Meetings, by Dan Sumption

One hundred vignettes inspired by English folklore, flora, and fauna. Meet the flea who knows what’s been going on in the prince’s underpants, and find out what happens when the eighth magpie arrives.

These countryside encounters with birds, beasts, trees, plants, and landscapes, can be used as encounters in fantasy roleplaying games or just read for fun. They are whimsical and, as the title implies, mostly harmless. Here are a few examples:

• Wren: The king of birds, the wren, sings from a branch. Its call is almost deafening, and drowns out all other sounds, generally annoying everyone in the area. If hunted or harried it will rapidly summon thousands of assorted small birds to come to its aid. In fact, it may do so just for fun.
• Flea: "Hey! Hey, you! Yes, you, lofty! Wanna know the prince's darkest secrets?" At first, the voice appears to come from nowhere. It takes quite some searching to find the talking flea inside your underwear. The flea is an incorrigible gossip, passing on all manner of stories about the people it has lived upon. Some of them are even true.
• Oak: A circle of twisted, ancient oaks. The ground inside the circle, and the bottom halves of the tree, are covered in soft, thick moss an almost unnaturally bright green. This place has a good feeling about it, and would be an ideal spot to camp for the night. Anyone doing so sleeps very deeply, as will anyone who tries to stay awake and keep watch. They will awake feeling more invigorated than they have in years. However, in the night, fairies have been playing practical jokes, a different one on each person who slept here. They may find their shoelaces tied together; their hair plaited with nettles or braided together with somebody else's; clothes may be swapped around, or altered with incredibly fine needlework: perhaps sleeve-ends are sewn up, gussets are removed or tightened, or the words "KICK ME" embroidered upon somebody's back. A very detailed search may reveal the fairies sleeping in acorn cups scattered among the trees.

The zine is 48 pages long, A5-sized, printed in full colour throughout, featuring 100 encounters, plus art by dead artists.